Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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