I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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