I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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