So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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