Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
