Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
