i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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