You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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