That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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