Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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