i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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