i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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