If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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