the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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