Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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