am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize