Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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