Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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