And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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