when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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