did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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