just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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