I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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