Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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