Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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