The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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