And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Don't EVER smell your tampon
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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