I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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