I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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