Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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