The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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