the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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