Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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