Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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