At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
it's like iHOP with fire
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
