So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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