Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
