i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just pee around me
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
