she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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