I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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