so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I believe in your delicious
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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