Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
