so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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