Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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