I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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