So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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