Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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