Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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