Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You may now shotgun with the bride
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize
