I don't think brook has ever known best
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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