i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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