I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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