i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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