yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Holy sore nipples Batman
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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