I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
All the doctor said was why
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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