I'm eating all of the evidence.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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